sjmarf

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I read the title last

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Alt text:

A photograph taken from a seated position in a lecture hall. At the front of the hall, a bearded professor gestures towards the whiteboard, where a slide-show is projected. The slide is titled “Fat Bear Week 2023 - Finalists”. Two photographs, each depicting a different grizzly bear wading in a river, are shown side-by-side. The bear on the left is captioned “32 - Chunk” and the bear on the right is captioned “128 - Grazer, Winner”. While both bears are large, the bear on the right is significantly fatter. In the foreground, students are taking notes on their laptops.

[–] sjmarf 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

I’ve had this image in my camera roll for ages, so I’m not sure. IIRC it came from an r/dalle post, but I could be wrong

[–] sjmarf 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nope, it doesn't exist yet. I'll add it to the list 👍

[–] sjmarf 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Sorry, this isn’t implemented yet but it’s still planned.

Image uploading is important us, but we have to decide how to best distribute our time and it’s not something we’re actively working on yet. Social media as a whole typically follows the 1% rule, which states that 99% of users on a typical online forum will lurk whilst only 1% create posts. It may well be slightly higher than 1% on Lemmy due to the culture here, but the fact remains that posting images is not something that the average Mlem user will do everyday. At the moment, we’re largely focusing on making improvements to the core Mlem experience that every user will benefit from on a daily basis.

Thanks for your patience!

[–] sjmarf 2 points 1 year ago

This is also planned 👍

[–] sjmarf 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

That’s the plan. We also intend to let users customise which swipe actions go where at some point

[–] sjmarf 11 points 1 year ago (4 children)

It’s on our list 👍

[–] sjmarf 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

At the moment, the list of instances is fetched from the list of Awesome Lemmy instances that lemmy itself recommends new users to pick from. We may tweak this in future to filter out certain instances, perhaps.

[–] sjmarf 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This is an old image, so GPT wasn’t around back then. The top result of a Google search is often a sample of a webpage - Google estimates which part of the article best answers your question. The next sentence of the article probably tells you about the counting-rings method, but it was either cropped out of the image or Google didn’t choose to include that part of the article in the sample.

[–] sjmarf 2 points 1 year ago

We're working on it 👍

[–] sjmarf 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It probably says “new mother”, I reckon

[–] sjmarf 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The first part of the joke is that the image shows “Mitosis” - a process in which a cell splits in two. The word sounds like “my toe, sis”.

The second part of the joke is that the Mitosis diagram vaguely resembles “Loss”, a webcomic. https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/loss

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