sangriaferret

joined 2 years ago
[–] sangriaferret 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Meanwhile in New Orleans, the entire city is preparing to shut down because they might get 1-3 inches on Tuesday.

[–] sangriaferret 2 points 4 months ago

When I lived in New York I was flabbergasted any time I had to ride the subway during morning rush hour. I could never live with having to do that every day.

[–] sangriaferret 2 points 4 months ago

Ha, maggot. Although he is Italian which, I believe, is where fromunda originated. Perhaps he can give me a sample next time I see him.

[–] sangriaferret 6 points 4 months ago

I did something similar on a bicycle about to crash into a car in a near head on collision. Right before impact, without thinking, I jumped off of the bike, ran across the hood of the car, did a full front flip and landed on my feet on the other side... While wearing flip-flops.

A guy on the curb asked me if I was alright and all I could think to say was, "did you see what I just did?!"

[–] sangriaferret 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

My Sardinian friend swears it delicious. If it was offered I think I would have to try it just to say I did it.

[–] sangriaferret 37 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'm a bartender. I work when other people are off work. I thrive on their days off. I have days off too, just not yours. Not everybody wants to work a 9-5.

[–] sangriaferret 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Actually, I can get behind that.

[–] sangriaferret 44 points 4 months ago (5 children)

This seems more accurate.

[–] sangriaferret 3 points 4 months ago
[–] sangriaferret 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Nothing can top

"Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog."

[–] sangriaferret 9 points 4 months ago

God it seemed like that fucking song was on a neverending loop for about six months. MTV must have played it once an hour.

[–] sangriaferret 12 points 4 months ago (3 children)
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