sangriaferret

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[–] sangriaferret 2 points 7 months ago

6 beers plus $25 plus nothing equals 31 things. Dez must be doing pretty alright if he has 31 things. Rivers Cuomo only has 2 things and he's like a millionaire.

[–] sangriaferret 1 points 7 months ago (2 children)

He also has $25.

[–] sangriaferret 4 points 7 months ago (5 children)

I beg to differ

[–] sangriaferret 4 points 7 months ago
[–] sangriaferret 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I was speaking more about people over 40. Some places require ID regardless of age and older people often find it amusing or flattering.

[–] sangriaferret 17 points 7 months ago (14 children)

Older people tend to like getting ID'ed. Just go for it either way.

[–] sangriaferret 13 points 7 months ago

Overkill. Just run a Bic lighter over your sac 30-40 times.

[–] sangriaferret 6 points 7 months ago

If your guitar isn't covered in dried beer and blood then I don't want to hear it.

[–] sangriaferret 3 points 7 months ago

Can we make out after?

[–] sangriaferret 1 points 7 months ago

Correct, the egg sandwich goes on a roll.

A big pile of pastrami and provolone? You better believe it's going on a bagel. Preferably pumpernickel.

[–] sangriaferret 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

So Sweetums is Fezzik?

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