reev

joined 1 year ago
[–] reev 61 points 1 month ago (7 children)

"You slipped and fell?"

"Yes."

"Penis first?"

"Yes, now get me out of here."

[–] reev 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Literally the post above this one in my feed.

This is exactly the problem with running on "fuck you, got mine". Side A bans homelessness. Side A ends up homeless somehow. Side B, because they aren't running on hate, has sympathy for the circumstances Side A (and B) have found themselves in and helps. Side A faces no consequences ever (hyperbole). Side A doubles down on banning homelessness.

I'm not trying to argue against what you're saying but fuck does this system suck.

[–] reev 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

The only way to stop 50-100 raccoons that run into your yard is with a good guy with a gun.

[–] reev 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Can be anywhere in the search.

"cute dogs !g" "!g cute dogs" "cute !g dogs"

Those all work the same, though clearly one is more cursed than the others. They have those for a bunch of other sites as well, for example if you want to search YouTube specifically/directly you can use !yt but I can't kick the habit of just going to those sites first and then searching directly on there.

[–] reev 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Are those varieties watery though

[–] reev 6 points 1 month ago

Second this for any time of year.

[–] reev 36 points 1 month ago (4 children)

DO NOOOTTTT REDEEEEMMM

[–] reev 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Another nothinger! How's the 2a? Sorry, I know it's off topic, just curious.

[–] reev 58 points 1 month ago (6 children)

DO NOT REDEEM THE CARD

[–] reev 7 points 1 month ago

Not quite the same but "bleed" is pretty cool!

[–] reev 21 points 1 month ago (3 children)

"Y'all my current portfolio is worth 9 BILLION dollars!" "Ah sick, seems to be going pretty well for you." "Yeah, I'm down 75%"

"Still worth billions tho" is one of the dumbest things I've heard on this platform and that's saying a lot.

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