Petty. I love it :-D
quaddo
joined 2 years ago
A fellow Marlboro Coors Lite Ford Chevy SUV pickup banking insurance sportsball enthusiast, I see
Reminds me of the Abbot in Sir Terry Pratchett’s Thief of Time.
He’d never pick up a single bit of trash
With those hands?
I’ll see myself out
Why say lot word
Back in the 80s one of my first jobs out of university was working downtown Toronto. One of my coworkers was this effervescent woman of Japanese-Canadian descent.
She would talk about what it was like meeting guys in clubs.
“So, where are you from?”
“Scarborough”
“Uh… no, I mean where are you originally from?”
(feigning an “oh I getcha now” moment) “Ohh okay, yeah… Saskatchewan”, since that’s where she really was from, previously.
2 years later, somewhere in their sales and marketing departments:
“Hey, you know what would make us even more money?”
“No, but do tell”
“Advertising”
“Genius - how is it nobody has ever thought of this before?”
Roku somehow thinking that the Ferengi rules of acquisition was a how-to guide book.
Jeff Geerling discusses having done the same, in one of his videos.
Knew it would be NJB before clicking :D
- JJ Jameson
How bloody insane. I can’t think of too many indoor occupations that would require someone to stand in order to be better at their job.
Even surgeons should be as comfy as possible. If someone needs to cut open my skull to remove some badness, I’d really like them to be comfy the entire time.
Time for chair pants aka ‘chants’ to gain some popularity.