profoundninja

In a shocking turn off events, Putin wins the Russian presidential election with 110% of the votes, Ukraine votes included.

I always assumed it was the car doing the kissing.

Car pulls over (kisses the curb), passenger gets out, car leaves.

Like a peck on the cheek but for cars and sidewalks..

Keeping the bloodline pure.

No no foot fetish footage, "footages". They're calling out foot fetish enjoyers.

I'm from Buenos Aires and i say kill them all.

This is deep. I'm 14 though fyi.

Soldier Dunno Brush Stamp Seal Seal

Ohh... Seal seal seal seal seal seal

I only ever participate when my friends or family invite me to. And only as insurance to not be left out if they somehow win.

I did do the nasty in the pasty.

To be fair, most things are better as a concepts than practice. Especially so for fictional characters.

Pronounced shïtter?

If you ask a a shelf building company to build you a shelf. You tell them the expected weight of items stored will be pretty extreme. Then the shelf fails from extreme weight.

surprised Pikachu face