My fingers refuse to work when I’m sharing my screen with coworkers I know … fuck all of that lmao
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Them: can you hold
Me: mam I’m sat in a recliner with a beer and a bowl and a rectangle information and distraction machine, I got alllllllll day.
Gentle reminder Apple does actually take steps to protect you from tracking, the premium you pay comes with some protection from their need to sell you out.
It’s not perfect, but it’s better than the alternates by far.
1/1 mobile / OS security experts agree
rollin’ fatties smokin’ blunts
Who got the blunts?
I’ve had someone say “I took real good care of my animals, why wouldn’t I have taken care of them?” In a 100% unironic way.
I just left it alone there.
I’ve had exactly one migraine and at every spike of it I remembered those stories of people who shoot themselves because of pain and was sad in the moment (but happy after) that I didn’t have a gun cuz I’d have absolutely used it
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Why couldn’t that Chrysler hit me instead.
RIP snowball, You were a good cat I hear.
Try crushing it and soaking it in clear liquor then absorbing it in a tampon and boofing it that way.
What was his name?
The French invented a tool which checks if they’re made of cake or not
Take him back.