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[–] [email protected] 57 points 1 week ago (1 children)

gf is calling you less than 3

[–] TriflingToad 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Funny story about this actually, Once when a streamer Dougdoug was coding on stream he typed if(var < 3) { do shit} and chat suddenly FILLED with ♥️ emojis. He was confused but eventually figured it out. his chat wouldn't stop until he changed it to if(var <= 2) { do shit } and his chat then filled with upset D: faces

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Can't imagine pair coding with chat. Sounds awful.

[–] TriflingToad 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

It's horrible to view too, he misses the most obvious stuff lmao. Can't blame him. 10,000 rubber ducks yelling at him all the time must get difficult.
On a lighter note once he said when coding alone he gets on the ground and plays with a yoga ball like a cat. Here's a GIF of him showing us:

Note the danny devito cardboard cutout in the corner

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

I wanna be him

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

gets on the ground and plays with a yoga ball like a cat.

Things I never realised I want to do

[–] TriflingToad 1 points 1 week ago

I tried it, it's way harder than it looks! atleast for me

[–] prettybunnys 1 points 1 week ago

My fingers refuse to work when I’m sharing my screen with coworkers I know … fuck all of that lmao

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Meatloaf agrees.

[–] Scubus 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Your phone is at 13%, theres your problem

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

That and Sprint LTE in 2024

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Can someone explain the joke for someone that knows nothing about programming?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"0b" is a prefix for binary number literals (at least in C++, probably other languages too). So in decimal that would be the number 2.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

I'd take that as a compliment as well. At least I'm not a 0b00