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"Grab your ankles!"

I'm not your cohabitant, bunkie.

Don't think so. But I remember the picture, I think from an Onion article from the ancient internet of about 15 years ago.

I read that in John Stewart's voice.

Oh, terrorist organization members are required to wear body-cams now?
TIL.

"No friends on a powder day."

I don't wonder. I know. It's because they're on the internet instead of going.the.fuck.outside.
There is zero wrong with putting age limits in place.

Now THAT's the American work ethic.

Someone shoot the guy on the right.

Work boots or casual work, add Mucks.

So don't use Facebook. The fuck is wrong with people?
Watch it on the 11 news and then phone or text your friends your opinion.

I'm a complete idiot. So probs 30% to 40% smarter than the average American Republican.