You're welcome, USA, for getting you to the Moon.
~Germany, Britain, Canada.

I'm not your cohabitant, bunkie.

Oh, terrorist organization members are required to wear body-cams now?
TIL.

Someone shoot the guy on the right.

I'm a complete idiot. So probs 30% to 40% smarter than the average American Republican.

gg easy

Dumbest "meme" I've ever seen. Asking to borrow a cable has never been a flex in any way, whatsoever. The fact that this many people have even commented on this means you need to do something with ur lives. Let's try not to make Lemmy into Reddit, peeps.

Then shut up and make a better app. Because it's sweet.

She is such a fuckwit.

Rotten Ronnie's.

The distance that, if while holding the glass base, you would be comfortable pushing yourself up from your seat (ulnar side down), before breaking the upper part of the glass in order to stab at someone who doesn't share the same political views as you.

"Who has seen the wind? Neither I nor you: But when the leaves hang trembling, The wind is passing through.

Who has seen the wind? Neither you nor I: But when the trees bow down their heads, The wind is passing by."