nuke

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[–] nuke 20 points 1 month ago

No problem we'll just use colored tape to IFF

[–] nuke 26 points 1 month ago (1 children)

AHH FUCK! you saw it right!? OH GOD. IT WAS REAL RIGHT? Do you remember it? TELL ME YOU REMEMBER!!! They're cleaning up their tracks. They're tying up loose ends. Wake the fuck up Sugar, WE'RE THE LOOSE ENDS! Sugar, you need to listen to me! This is important, it's only a matter of time un

[–] nuke 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Still can't believe that the baby from Nirvana's 1991 Nevermind album cover grew up to become a brutal dictator in Syria

[–] nuke 4 points 1 month ago

~~Camel toe~~

Lion toe

[–] nuke 26 points 1 month ago

Rules 5 & 6. Don't make me get the spray bottle.

[–] nuke 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] nuke 25 points 1 month ago

What you're seeing is Advanced Warfare

[–] nuke 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I thought the 4 hour presentation was pretty clear on the many reasons we should be mobilizing femboy assets within theater.

[–] nuke 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Imagine going to your eye doctor appointment and it's fucking Assad.

[–] nuke 4 points 1 month ago

Ah yes, the ASM-SS1

[–] nuke 34 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

How does this comment have 3 upvotes and the one telling us to mount a fucking space shuttle on it has none? Some of yall in the wrong damn community.

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NCD, we need a new community banner (self.noncredibledefense)
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This one is super old and still references Reddit. A kind soul tried making a custom banner for us a while back, but I didn't get much feedback when I posted about it so I just left things as they are and procrastination took over. I need help. I have zero artistic ability, and suck this sort of thing.

 

KREE!!!! THESE ARE THE JAFFA FROM CHULAK WHO DIED TODAY. THE BLOOD IS STILL FRESH.
KREE APOPHISI, YOU HASSHAK SHOL'VA! THESE ARE SOMEONE'S KAL'MA AND SOMEONE'S SIM'KA.
AND THOSE WHO ARE NOT GIVING US ZAT'NIK'TELS WILL BE IN NETU MUNCHING ON THEIR OWN PRIM'TA!
WE HAVE 70% SHORTAGE OF MA'TOK STAFF WEAPONS.

APOPHIS! SHOL'VA!!! WHERE ARE THE FUCKING ZAT'NIK'TELS? WHERE ARE THE MA'TOK???

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DEPLOY THE GIGA MAGNETS! (sh.itjust.works)
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Meat's back on the menu (sh.itjust.works)
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The B1-B has been serving up sweep wing swag since 1984! 😎

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Life imitates art (sh.itjust.works)
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North Koreans in Ukraine is a big brain Kim move

Seriously I think we all just got out jerked by Putin and Kim.

Part one: Korea sends troops

Part two: Korean troops surrender

Part three: Ukraine runs out of resources feeding, clothing and housing thousands of Koreans

Part four: Ukraine trades them in a prisoner swap

Part five: they go home to Korea.

You’d think part five is where Kim executes them for failure, but no! This is where the big brain thinking comes in. For the first time Kim will have battalions of properly fed, well nourished troops to invade South Korea.

Part six: unified best Korea!

Pardon the wall of text I’m technologically illiterate and haven’t had time to take computer classes because I’m too busy railing lines in an L3 parking lot asking if their satellite knows when GME will go to the moon.

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