mtpender

joined 2 years ago
[–] mtpender 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Just making sure everyone has paid their TV license

"They're watching Columbo"

[–] mtpender 3 points 3 weeks ago

You want to preform Exterminatus on Holy Terra? HERESY!

[–] mtpender 12 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

This man is a true servant of The Emperor, the touch of Chaos must be resisted at all costs.

[–] mtpender 6 points 3 weeks ago

I thought our work song was:

🎶"I owe, I owe, It's off to work I go!"🎶

[–] mtpender 5 points 4 weeks ago

"Praise The Omnissiah!"

[–] mtpender -2 points 1 month ago

LOL, get good.

[–] mtpender 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No Microsoft, I don't want your Abominable Intelligence.

[–] mtpender 4 points 1 month ago

Batman: "Woe, brick be upon ye."

[–] mtpender 2 points 1 month ago

"Get outta here, Neil!"

[–] mtpender 2 points 1 month ago

No thanks Google, I don't want to use your Abominable Intelligence, I don't want my searches to have a bloody carbon footprint.

[–] mtpender 2 points 1 month ago

[Giga-Chad theme plays]

[–] mtpender 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Definitely looks like something an architect would create...

Shame

Shame

Shame

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