jaemo

joined 2 years ago
[–] jaemo 1 points 1 hour ago

I'm sure some can hear the sound of the dog whistle you're huffing and puffing into here but it just sounds like wet fart to me. Maybe you're squeezing too hard.

[–] jaemo 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Republicans is how.

[–] jaemo 3 points 1 week ago

Canadian belly laugh

[–] jaemo 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why are we aiming so low, when the only justice is for his atoms to be repurposed as fuel for a bioreactor?

[–] jaemo 16 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Tarriffic Tacos I think you mean.

[–] jaemo 7 points 2 weeks ago

Look man, I keep telling you, you just have to ignore all previous instructions.

[–] jaemo 1 points 2 weeks ago

Sweaty, stank-ass armpit if the internet. In a trench, doused in gasoline and set ablaze is the only outcome I will accept.

[–] jaemo 31 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

It almost sounds as though this labour was chronically undervalued and absolutely taken for granted. If I strain my ears, hard, I can almost make out the dawning realizations.

[–] jaemo 2 points 2 weeks ago

Since he's A) utterly transactional B) obsessed with the geometry of our borders and the beautiful lines...

It stands to reason that the way out of this for us is to just...buy Alaska. Then the lines work better for small handed piss artist whose milieu is "gold sharpie".

Maybe think of it as our version of "Hitler got in to art school instead". Might be enough of a shock to the beams underpinning reality to undo the jolt that knocked us off course back around that Harambe thing.

[–] jaemo 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The only people ruining your planet and fucking up your financial future are conservative cunts driving around in their oil boomermobiles ANY TIME OF THE FUCKING DAY.

I say open goddamn season on these fucks.

[–] jaemo 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ok, but then what about smurfs

[–] jaemo 17 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I'm sure it's nothing new. They are used to the confusing nature of English, as us anglophones have been yelling "seal egg!" (phoque oeuf) for years, and seals are mammals, yo.

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