facepainter

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Had a date and we talked about things we like to do.

I mentioned that I had recently discovered that the local cinema chain offers classic movies, and that I had watched the original Jurassic Park, still fawning over it like the first time I watched it in 1993.

She said that the movie is a cute story, but "dinosaurs aren't real. Fossils aren't real. They're props, placed by them."

I nearly choked on my burger.

The date didn't last long after.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

This is the most important part.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 day ago (5 children)

On the toilet?

In public! Grabs ~~his heart~~ the area where normal humans have a heart, starts staring wildly, sweating profusely, all you hear is a giant wet fart, then his pants stain brown, he stumbles, knocks his head, bites his tongue, collapses.

The end.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Love your username!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Hello there!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Probably doesn't count as horror for most, but when I was 6 or 7, my step-dad let me watch Terminator 1.

That shit traumatized me for years... the stop-motion scenes, Arnie cutting out his eye..