explodicle

joined 1 year ago
[–] explodicle 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Back in June 2024, Wilson also sued Sonic for including onions on a burger.

[–] explodicle 3 points 3 weeks ago

Mad respect for the random stranger who unleashed his inner gorilla adrenaline.

[–] explodicle 3 points 3 weeks ago

If they don't understand tax incidence, then they'll believe it can be legislated.

[–] explodicle 0 points 3 weeks ago
  • They claim this
  • That's bullshit
  • Well ackchually they just said they claim it
[–] explodicle 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Your uncle presses a hidden button to open an old garage door. Years of leaves and dead vines fall from the top edge, and a surprised bird darts out from its nest on the now-opaque window. As the door creaks open, the scent of stale Axe body spray floods the overgrown driveway.

Inside, you see walls adorned with Kanye posters, Bored Ape printouts and flash drives in glass cases, and his crown jewel in the center - an original Cybertruck, still in mint condition. With a grin on his face, your uncle struts up to the masterpiece and pats it on the hood. The front bumper immediately comes loose, but he kicks it back into place before it hits the ground.

[–] explodicle 11 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] explodicle 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They would wholeheartedly agree with you because they can buy their way out of discrimination and we can't.

[–] explodicle 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm a human I swear - I've been writing like this all along!

[–] explodicle 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Wait how do they differ? Aren't radio waves the gayest waves in the electromagnetic spectrum?

[–] explodicle 4 points 3 weeks ago

Motte and bailey.

  • "The Kingdom of Foo has no inequality!"
  • "Actually it has quite a bit..."
  • "Well it's still moving in the right direction, and that's what really matters."
[–] explodicle 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm charging a 200% tariff on your next install!

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