erusuoyera

joined 2 years ago
[–] erusuoyera 10 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Qrs Tuvwxyz.

[–] erusuoyera 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I watched one of the races he entered last year and was surprised to see him cutting through the field....until I realised he was doing his stint at the same time as the ams were. He promptly fell back down as soon as the pros took over.

[–] erusuoyera 25 points 1 year ago

Dirty Martinis then.

[–] erusuoyera 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What do you call OP when they cover their mouth and cough?

T-cellHands.

[–] erusuoyera 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also, Charlie was exempt from paying inheritance tax despite inheriting an entire fucking empire simply because he was the lucky spaff of his cousin-fucking dad.

[–] erusuoyera 2 points 1 year ago

Dinosaur leg.

[–] erusuoyera 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

He just saw someone with a mask and a bloody axe creep into the back seat of your car.

[–] erusuoyera 2 points 1 year ago

Sorry, I ask too much. Thank you for bringing your important findings to us anyway.

[–] erusuoyera 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Wouldn't the mayo be on top of the water?

[–] erusuoyera 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

James Stupidly is replacing Cruella, the pig fucker is replacing Stupidly.

[–] erusuoyera 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They could be a fan of overpriced kitchen appliances.

[–] erusuoyera 15 points 1 year ago

But you'd really struggle to make burgers and a Danish.

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