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[–] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] erusuoyera 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

James Stupidly is replacing Cruella, the pig fucker is replacing Stupidly.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

MP for Braintree. You couldn't make this up.

Seriously, if I wrote a comedy in which all of this happened, people would say it was unrealistic.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago

Saw an article the other day saying she had the full support of the PM.

Knew she'd be gone within a week, because that's what always happens.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Ex-PM David Cameron is made foreign secretary in a shock move as Rishi Sunak reshuffles his cabinet

That motherfucker?! Back again?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'm not sure he should be allowed to reshuffle from the discard pile.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

Let's face it, it's all discards in his cabinet. The real pisser in this instance is that Cameron gets a lifetime baronetcy out of the deal.

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (3 children)

What the actual fck! Regardless of your view of brexit, him fcking off for the rest of those c*nts to pretend to have an idea of sorting out his mess tells us all we need to know about his character

Next will be the reanimated corpse of Margaret fcking Thatcher with AI designed by Elon fcking Musk

[–] Kecessa 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Considering he was in favor of remaining and he promised a referendum because a large enough proportion of the population wanted to voice their opinion on the subject, I don't think he was the right person to negotiate the terms of separation.

Then again it was non-binding so instead of promising to just go with whatever the population voted for he should have promised to negotiate the terms of separation and then hold a second referendum to know if people agreed to those terms or preferred to stay.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

David, Cameron lost because he didn't have a plan B.

He's too damn arrogant and think assume he could possibly lose. Not exactly great qualities in a politician.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Made a mess, ran away, humming a jaunty little tune as he did so. Shitcunt.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Already filthy rich by birth. Got his PM pension and now going to get even more public money for fucking up the country's image internationally even more. But the benefits cheats and disabled people are the problems obviously...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I lived through the Thatcher years and never imagined I'd see the day when I look back on her with anything other than hatred. But at least she believed in something, stood for something, and wasn't just lining her pockets.

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That motherfucker

I think the correct term is pigfucker

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

For anyone new to British politics, Maultasche isn't being figurative...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

protect the pigs

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Let's hope he promises to stick around again...

David? Daviiid? curtain wafts in front of open window

[–] [email protected] 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Still makes me chuckle how increasinly bad "chaos with Ed Milliband" and "Strong and Stable" sound as the Tory goverment goes on.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I know right, I can’t remember a more cruel and callous Home Secretary

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

I always preferred Suella De Vil.

Fun fact: her name isn't actually Suella, it's Sue Ellen Braverman. Suella was a choice. She chooses to self-identify as a name that rhymes with Cruella.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Fun fact - she was named Sue Ellen after the Dallas soap opera character.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

I assume Priti Patel'll be next then.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

And it's not for lack of competition.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago

I'll always boost/upvote a solid Malcolm Tucker reference :)

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Now brace yourselves for the absolute monster that replaces her.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

Enoch Powell's head in a jar, Futurama style.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is he moving his entire cabinet around to make it look like he's not merely firing his Home Sec?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

With Cameron seen walking in, this looks more like he’s setting up an election cabinet.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

they can't keep their goverment in line and together, yet we still don't get a general election.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Wishi rishi looked weak with her about and weak with her gone. Hopefully she starts her own Britannia party and splits the tories into irrelevance.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

All I want for Christmas is the death of the Conservative Party 🤞🤞🤞

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Cameron isnt an MP and he isnt a lord he should not be serving in the role as an elected member of parliment imo

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Fucking christ

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

That's only a convention. The government only needs the support of parliament, they don't need to be members of parliament or house of lords.

This is why we need proper democratic reform and a proper written constitution.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

To be honest, "Suella" sounds a bit too much like a brand of washing up liquid

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