earphone843

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[–] earphone843 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No, he isn't. It's just that she's the most beautiful woman out of the subset of women who would have anonymous sex because a talking fish said so.

[–] earphone843 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What an absolutely terrifying creature that would be

[–] earphone843 20 points 2 months ago (15 children)

What exactly do you expect us to do besides a violent revolt?

[–] earphone843 3 points 2 months ago

Be the change you want to see in this world

[–] earphone843 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I never understand how my wife's hairs get in the places they do. Like, more often than not I wake up with one wrapped around my balls.

[–] earphone843 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Friction would be way more of a determining factor than air resistance, assuming they're traveling along the ground.

[–] earphone843 5 points 2 months ago

A lot of people miss the jokes that are making bigots look like morons so we can laugh at them and think it means the show was being bigoted.

[–] earphone843 22 points 2 months ago

Nah, the world ended in 2012 like the Mayans predicted.

We're currently in hell.

[–] earphone843 1 points 2 months ago

Considering it takes ~18 months to get hired by the federal government, we might be waiting a while.

[–] earphone843 37 points 2 months ago

But drag queens reading books are the real threat.

[–] earphone843 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The enemy of my enemy

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