You will not regret eating 18-20 avocados in a day

I would say barbed wire but pringel is closest on this chart

But i did vacuum clean it the other day

When you use a dagger to perform stabilize

I know the punchline is good as it is but i like to point out that it is actually easier to launch billionaries out of the solar system than into the sun

SPEAK UP BROTHER, YOU ARE SO DRUNK I CANT HEAR YOU. MAYBE DRINK SOME MOTHERHOGGING WATER AROO

Im the conductor of the poop train!

Do you write half past eight as 30:8 too? ^^

Mom found the cum drawer

Just 17 years apart

I always assumed this is why the leap day is in february, since it would coincide with the end of the roman calendar

Not a meme, this is common practice in the EU and elsewhere