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[–] [email protected] 111 points 2 months ago (29 children)

To anyone out there with the 'i can eat whatever I want without getting fat' idea, yeah it's not quite like that. Cholesterol and visceral fat are killers. So yeah, eat as much as you like but the healthy food factor applies to us all.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (13 children)

My cholesterol is unhealthily low, what do

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You will not regret eating 18-20 avocados in a day

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

I can't afford that. They don't just grow on trees

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

You might, but a life without avocado regrets is a life avocado-unlived 🤷

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