brotundspiele

That's not true. It's perfectly fine to have fun in Germany, as long as it doesn't disturb the neighbours and is propperly announced to the local authities two weeks in advance using form SVaF-18/1-42.

It happens more often than you think. There's an old German song about a bear who accidentally gets a job in a factory they built above his cave one winter. When he roams around the factory after waking up they mistake him for an unshaved, lazy worker and put him in front of a machine to do some tedious work.

It's basically the opposite story to the one in this comic.

California Reality

We have more vulgar options in German if you need them:

• Es geht mir am Arsch vorbei (It walks past my ass)
• Es ist mir scheißegal (It's shit-equal to me)

but we also have less vulgar options:

• Es ist mir Jacke wie Hose (It's as Jacket as Pants to me)
• Es interessiert mich nicht die Bohne (It interests me less than a bean)

There are dozens more options. I assume it's the same in Spanish.

I'm always fascinated that people in one country do not know what is basically considered primary school knowledge in the rest of the world. Makes me wonder what interesting stuff I don't know that's common knowledge for all you guys.

relevant xkcd

I was in Faliraki a few years ago and it was really nice. I was there in late October though, so there were only like 20 other tourists in town and all the penny arcades and tourist shops were already closed.

I'll never understand why people fly to the south in the middle of the summer, when the weather is nice here anyway.

What's the advantage of disk encryption if you don't require a password to boot? Couldn't you just boot the device and extract the data using Explorer anyway?

always wash chicken, in a separate room

Oh dang, I'll have to move to a bigger house. My current home is lacking a chicken washing room.

I mean, obviously people would be confused if you called February "spring" in Australia, but then again you celebrate Christmas in summer 😁

What do you mean when you say that the US uses this model and Australia uses that model? Who uses it and for what? In my country the government doesn't tell us what season it is or what system to use. People just use whatever system they fancy and most likely it's just based on gut feeling instead of a calendar day.

No one will look at you sceptically when you say "This is a cold winter" on a freezing November day, nor will the be confused if you say "What a nice spring day" on a sunny February afternoon.

There are (at least) four different definitions of winter:

• Astronomical seasons are what you describe, and these are obviously based on astronomical events, for which the equinoxes and solstices are the perfect fix points. That the seasons start at these days is purely conventional, and in some times (roman empire) and places (Celtic calendar) people used these days as the center point of the season instead (also known as "Solar seasons"). Why those don't match up with the actual temperature has already been explained in countless other replies.
• Meteorological seasons use a simple, month based approach, where winter is just December, January and February. That makes it easier for statistical usage but obviously is also just a man-made convention.
• The energy sector defines winter as the time of extended energy needs due to heating. Where I live, that's defined as 1. of October - 31. of March, but for obvious reasons that's highly dependent on where you are.
• Phenological seasons are a bit more what you're looking for: They are based on biological events in indicator plants and a lot more complex than just being four fixed periods and only ever the same for small regions. Where I live, there are ten phenological seasons, winter starts when the English Oaks drop their leafs and ends with the blooming of the Common Hazle.

In other cultures there might be vastly different seasons. In many tropical countries you'll only have the dry season and the monsun season.