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[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 day ago

If something is making noise it's either "fuck me" or "fuck off"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

RED JUST LIKE RHE BLOOD ON THE INSIDES OF MY CHEEKS AS I DEEPTHROATED THAT OTTER POP ARRRROOOOOOO

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

First car was an FB RX-7, little rotary goes woooooooo. I miss it 😭

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Garmin Instinct 2 does all of those things well, and has excellent battery life. I charge mine about every two weeks.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Google Home is the biggest piece of shit I've ever had the displeasure to use.

It used to work really well, and now it's trash. I don't know how they could fuck something up so badly.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Well no wonder I'm cranky, I haven't taken acid in years. Gotta fix that...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

See ya later, pups!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Eating uncooked or undercooked kidney beans, as few as four, can make you really fucking sick. Like shitting your guts out for hours sick.

Cook ur beans everybody

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

Day 30. Had an Athletic IPA while cooking dinner and it hit the spot, I was incredibly surprised. All the fun of enjoying a cool ale in the kitchen without the urge to get completely plastered before the meal was ready.

What really blows my mind is that I bought the six pack last week and completely forgot about it, and I only drank one tonight. If it were my regular brew of choice I would have crushed all six the same night I brought them home.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Gotta have blue hair

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

You can not highlight text in a commit message and leave an in-line comment in the same way you can for code changes in the diff.

Edit: https://gitlab.com/gitlab-org/gitlab/-/issues/19691

 

He may have been evil, but he wasn't a dictator. Get your facts straight, libs!

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