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I'll just die, thanks.

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

I don't need no "Directions" to know how to Rock!

[-] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago

They do. You pay extra for it. You have to have apache or a web server configured for it, and a lot of space. Source: I configured one like 4 years ago.

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Found in the wild in Tennessee

[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 months ago

I use them every day. Making science is rad as fuck.

[-] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago

He said smarter, not wealthier. I'm getting the guillotine.

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A fun reason to explain to the cop why you're speeding.

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I work as a contractor, been working here for 9 years, had the same contract company all that time... Except until recently when the contract came up for bid and the old company was outbid by another. Lucky for me, they're keeping all the same people, positions, and whatnot. I like my job, I look forward to the change, I just want to keep things updated.

So, with the change, though, they're making go through the whole hiring process anew, which blows. I'm wondering how I should update my resume, when, basically, my position and responsibilities stay the same, but the company/contract has changed?

[-] [email protected] 41 points 8 months ago

Usually some derogatory term. Sometimes I go out of the way to find something in another language or old English.

It's not about saying hello. It's about mind games.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago

Actually, he's just trying to rush home. She already said the magic words.

[-] [email protected] 39 points 9 months ago

As a C++ programmer named Keith, the fuck!?

[-] [email protected] 42 points 9 months ago

Funding from the Vietcong? Interesting...

[-] [email protected] 40 points 10 months ago

"None of the Egyptian commandos were killed, but one had their leg blown off."

Passenger, moments before the raid: Hey, does anyone else hear the Benny Hill theme?

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 10 months ago

God, my mom just got nailed by one of these this weekend. It's easy for people to be like "how could you be so stupid?" But the people running this shit are so manipulative and demanding, all they need to do is to be forceful and threatening. Protect yourselves and your loved ones, folks.

[-] [email protected] 49 points 11 months ago

Then decompress after. Let fear be your cypher.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago

No one except the aforementioned motherfucker

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My wife, a vet tech, has a hospital patient named "Stephanie." It's a dog. We're both grossed out by this name. What are some others?

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