I read this as “deceased” at first, and now I’m wanting to see more dead animal mascots.
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As a C++ programmer named Keith, the fuck!?
Are you also an obese, diseased rat?
He doesn't reply, so...
I take offense to that. Yes.
The chosen one
I will do my best.
Hey guys, new operator drop. Heard you guys like making immutable things mutable, and const_cast is just so many letters and is vaguely readable. I present to you the ::&& operator that will maybe make things mutable or immutable under certain conditions that will only be explained in YouTube videos spoken by an Indian man in a subway train station.
Lmao
My main man keef
There once was a rat named Keith
Diseased and severely obese
He needed the money
Days weren't that sunny
So c++ mascot he'd be
Keef looks startled
Makes sense.
Tour of C++ tells you everything you need to know about the people developing it over the years:
San-serif code font and uglyass variable names.
Much like her engineers.
Tbf c=c+1 began as a farce
C itself was a joke name, since it came after B.
Ironically there is no A programming language. There's only a programming language named A Programming Language.
Computer scientists are all the same kind of dork.
But why
Notice that it shot itself on the foot using tools it did not understand.