"Hey Laura can you tweet something absolutely insanely racist about Kamala so I can publicly call you out so that people won't think im the crazy one?"
"Sure thing fam I was probably gonna do that anyways lol"
TheSlad
joined 11 months ago
Looks like my toilet bowl after too much coffee
Yes that is what I was thinking of
Now what's the perimeter of each one?
You mean -probably real headline from the 50s
If i ever get something stuck up my ass while trying to pleasure myself and need medical help to remove it, I will absolutely try to come up with the most convoluted and ridiculous story for how it got there. Not out of embarrasment, but just to give the ER nurses a good laugh.
Before i noticed the trump in the background I legitimately though I was having a stroke trying to read this.
He talks like hes just repeatedly hitting the suggested word on his phone keyboard.
My highschool biology classroom had the skeleton of an indian tween in a closet. It had been professionally skeletonized and rigged up and everything. The bio teacher swore it was there when he started teaching and that he doesnt know anything about it...
He also had a human fetus preserved in a jar of formaldehyde.
Mayo is so disgusting fr
Even if you dont ask for it! One time I just got done ordering my sandwich, they grab the mayo bottle and say "you want mayo?" Then jizz out half the bottle all over it before I can say no.
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Theres a whole lot of stupid going on in this story!