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[–] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Brainless GPT coding is becoming a new norm on uni.

Even if I get the code via Chat GPT I try to understand what it does. How you gonna maintain these hundreds of lines if you dont know how does it work?

Not to mention, you won't cheat out your way on recruitment meeting.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

They're clever. Cheaters, uh, find a way.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Anon volunteers for Neuralink

[–] [email protected] 213 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (16 children)

https://nmn.gl/blog/ai-illiterate-programmers

Relevant quote

Every time we let AI solve a problem we could’ve solved ourselves, we’re trading long-term understanding for short-term productivity. We’re optimizing for today’s commit at the cost of tomorrow’s ability.

[–] boletus 42 points 1 week ago

Hey that sounds exactly like what the last company I worked at did for every single project 🙃

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

I like the sentiment of the article; however this quote really rubs me the wrong way:

I’m not suggesting we abandon AI tools—that ship has sailed.

Why would that ship have sailed? No one is forcing you to use an LLM. If, as the article supposes, using an LLM is detrimental, and it's possible to start having days where you don't use an LLM, then what's stopping you from increasing the frequency of those days until you're not using an LLM at all?

I personally don't interact with any LLMs, neither at work or at home, and I don't have any issue getting work done. Yeah there was a decently long ramp-up period — maybe about 6 months — when I started on ny current project at work where it was more learning than doing; but now I feel like I know the codebase well enough to approach any problem I come up against. I've even debugged USB driver stuff, and, while it took a lot of research and reading USB specs, I was able to figure it out without any input from an LLM.

Maybe it's just because I've never bought into the hype; I just don't see how people have such a high respect for LLMs. I'm of the opinion that using an LLM has potential only as a truly last resort — and even then will likely not be useful.

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[–] [email protected] 113 points 1 week ago (3 children)

If it's the first course where they use Java, then one could easily learn it in 21 hours, with time for a full night's sleep. Unless there's no code completion and you have to write imports by hand. Then, you're fucked.

[–] [email protected] 132 points 1 week ago (4 children)

If there's no code completion, I can tell you even people who's been doing coding as a job for years aren't going to write it correctly from memory. Because we're not being paid to memorize this shit, we're being paid to solve problems optimally.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago

Also get paid extra to not use java

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (3 children)

My first programming course (in Java) had a pen and paper exam. Minus points if you missed a bracket. :/

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[–] [email protected] 109 points 1 week ago (32 children)

Yeah fake. No way you can get 90%+ using chatGPT without understanding code. LLMs barf out so much nonsense when it comes to code. You have to correct it frequently to make it spit out working code.

[–] WoodScientist 2 points 6 days ago

Two words: partial credit.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

Usually this joke is run with a second point of view saying, do I tell them or let them keep thinking this is cheating?

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[–] [email protected] 104 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Probably promoted to middle management instead

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[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 week ago (1 children)

generate code, memorize how it works, explain it to profs like I know my shit.

ChatGPT was just his magic feather all along.

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 1 week ago (10 children)

The bullshit is that anon wouldn't be fsked at all.

If anon actually used ChatGPT to generate some code, memorize it, understand it well enough to explain it to a professor, and get a 90%, congratulations, that's called "studying".

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[–] boletus 76 points 1 week ago (22 children)

Why would you sign up to college to willfully learn nothing

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

If you go through years of education, learn nothing, and all you get is a piece of paper, then you've just wasted thousands of hours and tens of thousands of dollars on a worthless document. You can go down to FedEx and print yourself a diploma on nice paper for a couple of bucks.

If you don't actually learn anything at college, you're quite literally robbing yourself.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

My Java classes at uni:

Here's a piece of code that does nothing. Make it do nothing, but in compliance with this design pattern.

When I say it did nothing, I mean it had literally empty function bodies.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago (9 children)

This person is LARPing as a CS major on 4chan

It's not possible to write functional code without understanding it, even with ChatGPT's help.

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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 week ago (15 children)

I don't think you can memorize how code works enough to explain it and not learn codding.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (6 children)

isn't it kinda dumb to have coding exams that aren't open book? if you don't understand the material, on a well-designed test you'll run out of time even with access to the entire internet

when in the hell would you ever be coding IRL without access to language documentation and the internet? isn't the point of a class to prepare you for actual coding you'll be doing in the future?

disclaimer did not major in CS. but did have a lot of open book tests—failed when I should have failed because I didn't study enough, and passed when I should have passed because the familiarity with the material is what allows you to find your references fast enough to complete the test

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

Bro just sneak to the bathroom and use chatgpt on your phone like everyone else does

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