The brick joke is an absolute classic. The only tragedy is that it's hard to set up without other people coming in with the payoff before you can.
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He's an Arsenal fan. Asking him not to watch them play is just unrealistic.
We already have the term "virgin" for people who haven't had sex. The reason they made a new term is so the "involuntarily" part makes them a victim. See, it's not just that they aren't having sex (which they TOTALLY deserve, btw), but they're being actively denied it.
It's a term born in anger and a need to blame someone else. If you don't feel that need, you don't use the term.
I once had a player in my game play a changeling who swapped places with someone, then forgot they were a changeling. So naturally, I had the rest of the party meet the original without her. That was a fun reveal.
I will say, this is slightly hurt by the fact we all said these in the comments of the first joke.
I would select my favourite mythological figure. What else would I do?
What a bizarre question.
I'm trying to think of which robot dystopia/apocalypse this most closely resembles.
Why would a campaign not need a tabaxi journalist?
I don't think nazis are the ones that decided the gay pride colour though (it was purple). I think it was someone else that decided.
Just looked it up. White is white pride, red is neo-nazi (and often, willing to spill blood), yellow is anti-racist. Not sure why that last one's a bad thing, though.
Black was neutral, because that's the colour doc martens usually come with.
In a youtube video by Matt Baume, he discussed two types of protestors against offensive gay representation in the media.
The first group was loud and disruptive. One guy broke into the news room and yelled over the anchor about the injustice. Another guy handcuffed himself to a camera. It was a problem that could shut down production entirely.
The second group was calm and willing to negotiate. However, the only reason they were listened to by the networks was because of the first group. They even had whistles to ruin the filming if they weren't listened to. But they were, and filming went without a hitch after that.
It's not the peaceful path, but some people don't want the peaceful path. They want violence. Give them more violence than they can handle (or at least the threat of it) until they beg for peace, THEN take the peaceful path.
Si vis pacem, para bellum.
I love that joke. There was no chance I'd be able to pay off the joke I set up, but I'm glad someone did, at least.