Sculptor9157

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[–] Sculptor9157 -1 points 4 days ago

Isn't it delicious? Have another bite!

[–] Sculptor9157 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

It seems to be the norm that the many suffer for the actions of the few.

[–] Sculptor9157 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Probably the Marxist policies of having samples on multiple aisles in conjunction with requiring that you must but two of the muffin trays for the offer price. Trying to figure all that out while also picking out items from a shopping list when there are several bulk choices for each is too much for any reasonable person to be expected to handle. Thanks, Obama.

P.S. If they have a fuel center as well... Biden did that.

[–] Sculptor9157 2 points 6 days ago

I hear that, but would also consider the monied interests would like more stability, and would ease the rallying behind Vance... probably.

[–] Sculptor9157 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What about providing him gympie-gympie toilet paper?

D. moroides is notorious for its extremely painful sting which may leave victims suffering for weeks or even months. It is reputed to be the most venomous plant in Australia, if not the world.

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The trichomes stay in the skin for up to a year, and release the toxin cocktail into the body during triggering events such as touching the affected area, contact with water, or temperature changes.

[–] Sculptor9157 15 points 6 days ago (5 children)

I will now gaze wistfully into the near distance and contemplate life under the more competent evil.

[–] Sculptor9157 4 points 1 week ago

Calm your tits, dude.

[–] Sculptor9157 2 points 2 weeks ago

I would drop the "r" and roll with Deplorean for all the deplorables driving them.

[–] Sculptor9157 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You are pretty much describing the premise behind Max Berry's book - Jennifer Government.

In the alternate present the novel portrays, the United States has taken over all of North and South America (except for Cuba) and dominates much of the rest of the world. The United States adopts "capitalizm", a form of minarchy that abolishes taxation and privatizes government.

People take the names of the corporations that employ them as their surnames, and persons with two jobs hyphenate their name, e.g. "Julia Nike-McDonald's". Employees of the government, including the novel's title character, take the surname Government.

[–] Sculptor9157 10 points 3 weeks ago

And tomorrow, Trump will be using this as an example of Ukraine aid stealing resources from Americans.

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