N0body

joined 2 years ago
[–] N0body 27 points 1 year ago

This Court has perverted justice so horribly that the courthouse itself tried to kill them.

[–] N0body 33 points 1 year ago

Good things happen to winners because they're smart and strong. Bad things happen to losers because they're dumb and weak. Bad things happen to winners because the losers cheated. Anything a winner does by definition is not cheating because he's supposed to win.

He has the mentality of a middle school bully from an 80s movie, but he's definitely consistent.

[–] N0body 37 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Primal scream therapy. Great for keeping you awake. Plus it keeps terrified coworkers from bothering you at all ever.

[–] N0body 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Byzantine Clerics must enter and exit all buildings through windows on the second Tuesday of the month. It is written."

[–] N0body 3 points 1 year ago

The UN Security Council announced a groundbreaking new agreement dubbed the Thanos Accords. All events of mass death are to be kept to 50% or less of the population. Russia and China abstained.

[–] N0body 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hamas has amassed a formidable rocket arsenal since Israeli soldiers last entered Gaza in 2014. It has also built hundreds of kilometres of tunnels, nicknamed the “Gaza Metro”, to move fighters and weapons around undetected, and trained for urban combat.

It's going to be Vietnam-style guerilla warfare in an urban area. Pop out of the tunnels, attack from the shadows, then disappear back into the tunnels.

[–] N0body 8 points 1 year ago

It sounds like these guys are super pumped to meet Allah in person.

[–] N0body 7 points 1 year ago

Just know that Zuck will be... doing things to you in the Metaverse. Weird Zuck things.

[–] N0body 1 points 1 year ago

What good is treasure if you can't share it with your friends from overseas?

[–] N0body 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The Ukrainian Reddit Legion- forged in the fires of Call of Duty. Able to survive for hours on a single pack of chicken tenders.

[–] N0body 19 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Kissinger's lifespan is controlled by the agreement he made with Satan.

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