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Moderate U.S. Politician Believes Israel Should Only Kill Half Of Palestinians (www.theonion.com)

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[–] N0body 3 points 1 year ago

The UN Security Council announced a groundbreaking new agreement dubbed the Thanos Accords. All events of mass death are to be kept to 50% or less of the population. Russia and China abstained.

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