MelastSB

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Humans in c/[email protected]
[–] MelastSB 7 points 1 day ago

Well, not anymore, ye

Is this romantic or a red flag? in c/funny
[–] MelastSB 15 points 3 days ago

The Windmill of Friendship also boosts love!

All tucked in for the evening in c/[email protected]
[–] MelastSB 4 points 3 days ago

That's America's cat!

I don't get it. I'm a nice guy, I eat well, I work out, but I can never get a date. All Zeus has to do is turn into a swan and the ladies are all over him. in c/[email protected]
[–] MelastSB 3 points 4 days ago

I'd fuck an ugly duckling. I'm a man though

What are the best anti-work movies? in c/[email protected]
[–] MelastSB 24 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You know what I'd do if I was rich? Two "Office Space" comments at the same time, man

Brundlefly in c/[email protected]
[–] MelastSB 27 points 4 days ago

I turned myself into a pizza, Morty! I'm Pizza Rick!

Half of Young Norwegians Say Online Piracy Is an Acceptable Way to Save Money in c/[email protected]
[–] MelastSB 70 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Young people under 30

as opposed to old people under 30, like me! Still pirate though

Some of these Skyrim mods are really saucy. in c/[email protected]
[–] MelastSB 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"We are men, manly men!"

Hackers demand France’s Schneider Electric pay a $125k ransom in baguettes in c/[email protected]
[–] MelastSB 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm French and I assumed it was German

I misread the train schedule and almost missed the train to _________ in c/[email protected]
[–] MelastSB 3 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

R

I misread the train schedule and almost missed the train to _________ in c/[email protected]
[–] MelastSB 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

C

I misread the train schedule and almost missed the train to _________ in c/[email protected]
[–] MelastSB 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

L

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