Kolanaki

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

These things:

[–] [email protected] 38 points 4 days ago (6 children)

"I got myself a copy of the King James Bible signed by Jesus himself!"

[–] [email protected] 34 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Damn. That's like 90% of Lemmy just... gone.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Every time I go to the bathroom, I make a comment.

I think I might have kidney disease.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

I don't really remember any times being spanked, though I know I was. But I do remember the time my dad put my head through the drywall for reasons I don't remember, and the savage beating my mom gave me when I told her I didn't want to go to church anymore. Those definitely fucked me up. Especially the latter, when I got older and realized I was queer.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

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PEED

hehe

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Can I be sentenced to snu-snu? Please? 🥺

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

12 times today already.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 days ago (10 children)

All except tater tots. The one way to ruin potatoes.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

Because they collectively agreed that they should have them.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (7 children)

I would give my mind to a cosmic horror to get BB in at least 60fps or higher. The biggest agony of it is it's the only one in the entire catalogue that's locked to 30.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

They'll never be able to make Wirral Untethered.

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