Imgonnatrythis

joined 1 year ago
[–] Imgonnatrythis 65 points 2 weeks ago (8 children)

I never liked cats at all and one did exactly that. Stupid fuck make me fall absolutely in love with it too.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 28 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I make paper fly farther everytime I bring my briefcase on an international flight you losers.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah, this guy hasn't seen many paper airplanes apparently

[–] Imgonnatrythis 5 points 2 weeks ago

Ha! I'm imagining a DC comic book about "appraisal man"!!

[–] Imgonnatrythis 3 points 2 weeks ago

Exact same mindspace as successful corporate CEOs just picked the wrong industry.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 3 points 2 weeks ago

Sorry, I live in the US. Not going to happen.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 25 points 2 weeks ago (13 children)

English teacher here. Often editing to use less words can make your statements more concise and accurate. For example, try "STFU Musk, you know shit"

[–] Imgonnatrythis 37 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

He should go to prison. Filing a suit that expensive could permanently damage it

[–] Imgonnatrythis 4 points 2 weeks ago

Why does he look so dissapointed? Nostalgia porn is gold.

[–] Imgonnatrythis 4 points 2 weeks ago

Right as they get out of their Tesla

[–] Imgonnatrythis 7 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

I'm offended by them calling testicles "vulgar"

[–] Imgonnatrythis 3 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Why would I buy access to my home network?

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