Hatandwatch

I would simply against the spicy orange cheeto.

You won't trick me into forming a 4 sided die, the most vile of shapes!

I will take a bottle of fresh organic mineral lava!

*people [omitted] writing poorly

If you're going to criticize grammar/punctuation, you had better be immaculate when doing so, let alone two mistakes within two words.

Okay but that image goes hard. Literally looks like they're holding fire in their hand.

Triceratops, because they imply the existence of Tricera-bottoms.

Also they're just walking tanks and my second favorite Zoids.

The Lib-th Sense

When your gator disguise fails because you can't abandon the comfort of your crocs.

I used to think it was "limbels", no freaking idea where I picked it up either. I still use it in my own mind. "I can bench 200 limbels"

It's improv, most of the "results" might be determined before hand, but getting there is up to the wrestlers, and the audience doesn't know where the story is meant to go so can stay invested. The damage is fake but the athletics is very much real.

Mandatory bees nutz

Distilled down to the essentials mine is: 1- 12oz pack extra/firm tofu (also like the 14oz ones from KS). Only remove from the liquid, no need to drain Crumble by hand and heated for a few minutes medium heat, then add all at once for another minute~ish: ~1tbsp soy sauce 1tsp each turmeric, black salt, curry powder.

Beyond that it's just modifying to taste. I always saute some bell peppers and onions before the tofu. Makes two hearty portions and reheats well. Usually tater tots air frying in the background.