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For tonight the visual cuisine is Conan the Barbarian and Conan the Destroyer. We watched Conan the Barbarian somewhat recently but we're going to watch it again with the sequel for a Conan night.

Conan follows an incredibly buff man leaving slavery and embarking on an adventure to kill a wizard that killed his parents with an amazing accompanying soundtrack. The sequel follows Conan as he goes on a quest with a princess to a mystical island.

8 pm est tankietube

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Conan 1

Conan 2

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Conan 1

The sequel is milder than the first with a pg-13 rating.

content warnings

  • Nudity.
  • Sex.
  • Blood and gore.
  • Slavery.
  • Deaths of animals.
  • Decapitation.
  • Children in peril.
  • Mind control.
  • Body horror.
  • Child abuse.
  • Drug use.
  • Alcohol abuse.
  • Animal cruelty.
  • Snakes.
  • Someone is physically restrained.
  • Conan is forced to have sex with a female slave. Nothing is really shown other than her being thrown into his cage. Also, the women in Doom’s cult are implied to be his sex slaves, though he is not directly shown using them as such.
  • Cannibalism.
  • Someone is burned alive.
  • Amputation.
  • Broken bones.
  • Unconsciousness.
  • Finger mutilation.
  • Torture.
  • Someone falls down stairs.
  • Death by falling.
  • Kidnapping.
  • Ghosts.
  • Spitting.
  • Audio gore.
  • Suicide.
  • Obscene language.
  • Objectification of female characters.
  • Sad ending.

8 pm est

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The visual cuisine for Tuesday night is Sopranos Season 2 episodes 5 & 6. Previously, Richie Aprile got released from prison, brutalized a man, and is in the process of wooging for one of Tony's sisters, Janice, who has been giving Tony headaches since coming back to New Jersey. Tony also visited some of friends of theirs over in Italy and saw the two leaning towers of pizza.

9 pm est

content warnings

Sopranos

  • Panic attacks
  • Profanity
  • Sexism
  • Homophobic slurs and homophobia
  • Racist slurs and racism
  • Nudity and sex
  • Violence
  • Depression
  • Suicide
  • Gun violence
  • Domestic violence
  • Abusive parents
  • Drugs and addiction
  • Alcohol, which is bad
  • Hospital scenes and medical procedures
  • Depictions of distress

The show is predominantly about and primarily follows generally horrible people, a lot of the content warnings are relevant for each episode and often multiple times per episode.

9 pm est

 

The visual cuisine for this Monday night is Quien Te Cantara (2018), a Spanish movie featuring primarily women about a singer who loses her memory and enlists the help of a mega-fan in effort to re-learn how to be herself, starring Najwa Nimri of Casa de Papel and Vis a Vis fame.

9 pm est

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content warnings:

  • Suicide
  • Self harm
  • Domestic abuse
  • Brief nudity
  • Alcohol, which is bad
  • Implied drowning

tankietube

9 pm est

 

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The visual cuisine for Tuesday night is Sopranos Season 2 episodes 3 & 4. Previously, Tony's sisters Janice and Barbara were introduced with Janice deciding to stay in New Jersey - ostensibly to help their mother, Junior is under house arrest just like in Hitler's Germany, Big Pussy has returned (with back pain), and Melfi was reluctant to continue Tony's sessions.

9 pm est

content warnings

Sopranos

  • Panic attacks
  • Profanity
  • Sexism
  • Homophobic slurs and homophobia
  • Racist slurs and racism
  • Nudity and sex
  • Violence
  • Depression
  • Suicide
  • Gun violence
  • Domestic violence
  • Abusive parents
  • Drugs and addiction
  • Alcohol, which is bad
  • Hospital scenes and medical procedures
  • Depictions of distress

The show is predominantly about and primarily follows generally horrible people, a lot of the content warnings are relevant for each episode and often multiple times per episode.

9 pm est

 

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By popular demand the visual cuisine on tankietube for tonight is Hudson Hawk, a movie with a chaotic production about a thief leaving prison and promptly being forced to steal art. Bruce Willis has a writing credit for it so let's give it a whirl.

9 pm est

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cw's:

  • a character mentions SA briefly
  • a dog does die
  • profanity and the b-word
  • violence
  • fat jokes
  • gun violence

9 pm est

 

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For Tuesday slop night the visual cuisine is the last episode of Mlaatr season 1 and the first 2 episodes of Sopranos season 2, a show about the Italian mob in New Jersey. Season 1 ended with Tony's mother instigating an assassination attempt on her own son with the help of Uncle Junior. This was the result of Livia learning about Tony seeing a therapist, seeing her son in a severely depressed state, and Tony mocking Junior for performing oral sex on a woman.

We delved into Tony's childhood and psyche thanks to multiple sessions with Dr Melfi: Tony has a fascination with ducks that landed in his pool that probably represent his family and his fear of losing them due to his life in organized crime; Tony had a very poor childhood with abusive and neglectful parents - while he ends up essentially being forced to admit his mother is horrible at the end of season 1, he is much more hesitant to view his father in a similar light despite admitting that his father's favorite "child developmental tool" was the belt.

Both of Tony's children are now aware of his life in organized crime to an extent, with Meadow directly asking him on a road trip and AJ coming to a realization after a kid in a schoolyard fight backs down due to his father's line of work in waste management (with some help from his older sister, too). Carmella had multiple moments of disgust with Tony due to his constant cheating and just general poor behavior.

9 pm est

content warnings

Sopranos

  • Panic attacks
  • Profanity
  • Sexism
  • Homophobic slurs and homophobia
  • Racist slurs and racism
  • Nudity and sex
  • Violence
  • Depression
  • Suicide
  • Gun violence
  • Domestic violence
  • Abusive parents
  • Drugs and addiction
  • Alcohol, which is bad
  • Hospital scenes and medical procedures
  • Depictions of distress

The show is predominantly about and primarily follows generally horrible people, a lot of the content warnings are relevant for each episode and often multiple times per episode.

9 pm est

 

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Tonight's visual cuisine is Battle for Moscow Aggression part 2, a prequel to Typhoon which we finished two weeks ago. The Battle for Moscow is a 1985 Soviet war movie about the 1941 Battle of Moscow, it was "a Soviet-East German-Czechoslovak-Vietnamese co-production directed by Yuri Ozerov who also wrote the script," and "It was made in time for the 40th anniversary of the Allied victory over Nazi Germany. "

After that we will continue our adventures into the land of Dragonballs with the movie DragonballZ: Dead Zone, followed by a few more of episodes of The Nanny season 1, the ultimate sitcom.

9 pm est

content warnings:

Battle for Moscow:

  • Depictions of violence but no blood/gore
  • War
  • Nazis and nazi imagery
  • Gun violence
  • Death

Dragonballz: Dead Zone

  • Objectification of women
  • Cartoon violence
  • Child endangerment.
  • Violence against children.

Nanny:

  • Alcohol abuse
  • Mentions of dead animals but never shown
  • Shaving
  • Someone suffocates someone with a pillow but it is done comically, not graphically
  • Cheatings
  • A parent dies
  • Shower scene
  • Copaganda
  • A prominent character that is the butt of a lot of jokes may be depressed
  • Body dysmorphia
  • Someone mentions suicide
  • Depictions of anxiety attacks
  • Jokes about weight
  • Mentions of sex
  • Car crash

9 pm est

 

@@@@This comes from above: it's strongly recommended to use a VPN for cytube. @@@@ There was a thread recently about vpns and a few you should explicitly avoid.

For this Tuesday night the visual cuisine is more Mlaatr and The Nanny starring Fran Drescher. My Life as a Teenage Robot is a legendary anime made by Rob Renzetti about a teenaged robot superhero, her friends, and her attempts at a normal human life in the face of multiple planetary threats. Mlaatr has a prominent character voiced by Eartha Kitt and uses the art deco style, reminiscent of the '20s. Each episode is actually split into two smaller episodes so we are actually getting four :bko-joy:

The Nanny is a sitcom about Fran Fine being hired as a nanny by a Broadway play producer and subsequently brightening their lives. Goofs, gaffs, and gabagools ensue as their two worlds collide. We are going to actually watch the first few episodes tonight instead of a few random ones :sailor-oops:

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Mlaatr

Nanny

content warnings:

Mlaatr:

  • Depictions of bugs
  • The protagonist prefers a different name to the one given to her by her mom in the first episode, however both are used throughout the show by different characters. Her given name is generally used in a more formal manner by authority figures and her preferred one more casually by her peers. She responds to both and after the first episode generally seems to not be bothered by it.
  • Jokes about weight
  • Explosions
  • Cartoon violence, primarily involving robots and alien monsters.
  • The protagonist regularly loses limbs but she is a robot
  • The protagonist practically dies or experiences a near death experience in one episode.

Unlike anime from Japan, there isn't really anything excessively grotesque nor is there a theme of :tony-disappointed2: moments.

Nanny:

  • Alcohol abuse
  • Mentions of dead animals but never shown
  • Shaving
  • Someone suffocates someone with a pillow but it is done comically, not graphically
  • Cheatings
  • A parent dies
  • Shower scene
  • Copaganda
  • A prominent character that is the butt of a lot of jokes may be depressed
  • Body dysmorphia
  • Someone mentions suicide
  • Depictions of anxiety attacks
  • Jokes about weight
  • Mentions of sex
  • Car crash

@@@@This comes from above: it's strongly recommended to use a VPN for cytube. @@@@ There was a thread recently about vpns and a few you should explicitly avoid.

 

@@@@This comes from above: it's strongly recommended to use a VPN for cytube. @@@@ There was a thread recently about vpns and a few you should explicitly avoid.

Tonight's visual cuisine is Battle for Moscow Aggression part 1, a prequel to Typhoon which we finished last week. The Battle for Moscow is a 1985 Soviet war movie about the 1941 Battle of Moscow, it was "a Soviet-East German-Czechoslovak-Vietnamese co-production directed by Yuri Ozerov who also wrote the script," and "It was made in time for the 40th anniversary of the Allied victory over Nazi Germany. "

After that we will continue with the legendary anime My Life as a Teenage Robot. Jenny continues juggling a life as a superhero and one as a teenager with her best friends from next door. Each episode is actually split into two smaller episodes so we are actually getting four :bko-joy:

imdb:

Mlaatr

content warnings:

Battle for Moscow:

  • Depictions of violence but no blood/gore
  • War
  • Nazis and nazi imagery
  • Gun violence
  • Death

Despite being a war movie, there does not appear to be any blood or gore. It's also on youtube without an age gate so it's most likely pretty safe.

Mlaatr:

  • Depictions of bugs
  • The protagonist prefers a different name to the one given to her by her mom in the first episode, however both are used throughout the show by different characters. Her given name is generally used in a more formal manner by authority figures and her preferred one more casually by her peers. She responds to both and after the first episode generally seems to not be bothered by it.
  • Jokes about weight
  • Explosions
  • Cartoon violence, primarily involving robots and alien monsters.
  • The protagonist regularly loses limbs but she is a robot
  • The protagonist practically dies or experiences a near death experience in one episode.

Unlike anime from Japan, there isn't really anything excessively grotesque nor is there a theme of :tony-disappointed2: moments.

@@@@This comes from above: it's strongly recommended to use a VPN for cytube. @@@@ There was a thread recently about vpns and a few you should explicitly avoid.

 

@@@@This comes from above: it's strongly recommended to use a VPN for cytube. @@@@ There was a thread recently about vpns and a few you should explicitly avoid.

For this Tuesday night the visual cuisine is more Mlaatr and The Nanny starring Fran Drescher. My Life as a Teenage Robot is a legendary anime made by Rob Renzetti about a teenaged robot superhero, her friends, and her attempts at a normal human life in the face of multiple planetary threats. Mlaatr has a prominent character voiced by Eartha Kitt and uses the art deco style, reminiscent of the '20s. Each episode is actually split into two smaller episodes so we are actually getting four :bko-joy:

The Nanny is a sitcom about Fran Fine being hired as a nanny by a Broadway play producer and subsequently brightening their lives. Goofs, gaffs, and gabagools ensue as their two worlds collide.

imdb:

Mlaatr

Nanny

content warnings:

Mlaatr:

  • Depictions of bugs
  • The protagonist prefers a different name to the one given to her by her mom in the first episode, however both are used throughout the show by different characters. Her given name is generally used in a more formal manner by authority figures and her preferred one more casually by her peers. She responds to both and after the first episode generally seems to not be bothered by it.
  • Jokes about weight
  • Explosions
  • Cartoon violence, primarily involving robots and alien monsters.
  • The protagonist regularly loses limbs but she is a robot
  • The protagonist practically dies or experiences a near death experience in one episode.

Unlike anime from Japan, there isn't really anything excessively grotesque nor is there a theme of :tony-disappointed2: moments.

Nanny:

  • Alcohol abuse
  • Mentions of dead animals but never shown
  • Shaving
  • Someone suffocates someone with a pillow but it is done comically, not graphically
  • Cheatings
  • A parent dies
  • Shower scene
  • Copaganda
  • A prominent character that is the butt of a lot of jokes may be depressed
  • Body dysmorphia
  • Someone mentions suicide
  • Depictions of anxiety attacks
  • Jokes about weight
  • Mentions of sex
  • Car crash

@@@@This comes from above: it's strongly recommended to use a VPN for cytube. @@@@ There was a thread recently about vpns and a few you should explicitly avoid.

 

@@@@This comes from above: it's strongly recommended to use a VPN for cytube. @@@@ There was a thread recently about vpns and a few you should explicitly avoid.

Tonight's visual cuisine for slop night is The Battle for Moscow part 2 and My Life as a Teenage Robot episodes 5 & 6. The Battle for Moscow is a 1985 Soviet war movie about the 1941 Battle of Moscow, it was "a Soviet-East German-Czechoslovak-Vietnamese co-production directed by Yuri Ozerov who also wrote the script," and "It was made in time for the 40th anniversary of the Allied victory over Nazi Germany. "

My Life as a Teenage Robot is a legendary anime made by Rob Renzetti about a teenaged robot superhero, her friends, and her attempts at a normal human life in the face of multiple planetary threats. Mlaatr has a prominent character voiced by Eartha Kitt and uses the art deco style, reminiscent of the '20s. Each episode is actually split into two smaller episodes so we are actually getting four :bko-joy:

imdb:

Mlaatr

content warnings:

Battle for Moscow:

  • Depictions of violence but no blood/gore
  • War
  • Nazis and nazi imagery
  • Gun violence
  • Death

Despite being a war movie, there does not appear to be any blood or gore. It's also on youtube without an age gate so it's most likely pretty safe.

Mlaatr:

  • Depictions of bugs
  • The protagonist prefers a different name to the one given to her by her mom in the first episode, however both are used throughout the show by different characters. Her given name is generally used in a more formal manner by authority figures and her preferred one more casually by her peers. She responds to both and after the first episode generally seems to not be bothered by it.
  • Jokes about weight
  • Explosions
  • Cartoon violence, primarily involving robots and alien monsters.
  • The protagonist regularly loses limbs but she is a robot
  • The protagonist practically dies or experiences a near death experience in one episode.

Unlike anime from Japan, there isn't really anything excessively grotesque nor is there a theme of :tony-disappointed2: moments.

@@@@This comes from above: it's strongly recommended to use a VPN for cytube. @@@@ There was a thread recently about vpns and a few you should explicitly avoid.

 

For Tuesday slop night the visual cuisine is the season 1 finale of the Sopranos and Mlaatr episodes 3 & 4. Junior's assassination attempt on a severely depressed Tony - instigated in part by Livia - has failed and left Tony eager to get revenge on whoever orchestrated the "carjacking," whatever happened there.

In the world of Mlaatr, Jenny made friends with her neighbors and attended her first day of highschool.

9 pm est

content warnings

Sopranos

  • Panic attacks
  • Profanity
  • Homophobic slurs and homophobia
  • Racist slurs and racism
  • Nudity and sex
  • Violence
  • Depression
  • Suicide
  • Gun violence
  • Domestic violence
  • Abusive parents
  • Drugs and addiction
  • Alcohol, which is bad
  • Hospital scenes and medical procedures
  • Depictions of distress

Mlaatr:

  • Depictions of bugs
  • The protagonist prefers a different name to the one given to her by her mom in the first episode, however both are used throughout the show by different characters. Her given name is generally used in a more formal manner by authority figures and her preferred one more casually by her peers. She responds to both and after the first episode generally seems to not be bothered by it.
  • Jokes about weight
  • Explosions
  • Cartoon violence, primarily involving robots and alien monsters.
  • The protagonist regularly loses limbs but she is a robot
  • The protagonist practically dies or experiences a near death experience in one episode.

Unlike anime from Japan, there isn't really anything excessively grotesque nor is there a theme of :tony-disappointed2: moments.

9 pm est

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Oh and since it's not Fallout the one thing that makes up for Bethesda's terrible shooting the VATS system isn't here, so you just have Bethesda's terrible shooting with no redeeming features.

lol that sounds amazingly awful

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Gta V was a downgrade from Gta 4 in all the ways that mattered.

All of the dark souls shit, Steelrising is the only one that looks promising.

I could not get into Terraria no matter how many times I tried.

Path of exile is a bloated, convoluted mess with shoehorned multiplayer elements. The mtx are also awful and do not get nearly enough hate as they should.

half life 2 was a glorified tech demo with so many bloviating "immersive first person cutscenes" that it felt like a parody.

Halo 3's campaign was not good and the multiplayer was just ok. Forge was not revolutionary, it only seemed like it because it was locked to console with no mod tools.

Borderlands, tried two different games over the past 7 years and neither time was it fun. Fps games should not have arpg items.

The mario, zelda, and pokemon series. The little I've seen of them made me never want to play them, like pokemon is literally just cock fighting but with epic wacky monster-pets.

Diablo 2 resurrection, the remaster, does not have a skill bar unless you use a controller. I will never willingly put myself through garbage controls straight from the 2000's when I could just play Grim Dawn instead.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

walter-shock waltuh

we love you too moist

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

I actually wish we would become very much like Reddit used to be back in the day

reddit back in the day had a huge jailbait sub

Hexbear has become a cesspool

lol

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Gog, drm free, just works, and devs get more money.

On the other hand, death to valve and steam. The launcher itself is dogshit bloatware and I do not have a single recent memory of it being remotely pleasant to use. The download and verification speeds are absolutely awful compared to Gog and, in my limited experience, Epic. valve was definitely a pioneer in microtransactions with tf2 and csgo. Locking mods to their storefront is fucking disgusting, as was their attempt to monetize them. There is also negative quality control when it comes to what's allowed to be sold on steam.

If it's not on Gog then I'll just pirate it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

Thankfully I haven't encountered that in forever but I always get multi-part 5gb download thats capped to 1mb/s and takes 5 hours

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (3 children)

downloading a repack made by some Russian somewhere in 15 parts from 5 different filesharing websites

Never had this problem with fitgirl but rinru users unfortunately end up using some awful rate limited site usually. It's always a pleasant surprise when it's a drive link tho

The latter option does leave you with the game in your Steam account though

This is why I use them. Someone hosted a zomboid server on here but it's set to steam only, I don't want to give any money to valve if possible and I'm definitely not buying the game a third time at full price so I just used a gift card and got it for ~$7.

Honestly if I end up in a similar situation I'll probably just do it again shrug-outta-hecks

[–] [email protected] 97 points 1 year ago (9 children)

The country that leads the world in mass shootings shouldn't be labeling other countries as "ticking time bombs."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

the chapochatters pulled me back in

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

lack of choices gives me anxiety

Look at our emotes, we have too many with probably a third of them being nonsensically named. :maxwell:, :epstein:, :trump-moist:, and :billionaire-tears: are appropriately named however. There's also a little fun game you can play with those people and guess what they have in common.

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