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Go play the Borderlands shooters. Go watch six-hour gameplay videos of it on YouTube. Go get several chlamydia tests back to back. Every one of those options are far more useful and far, far less painful than this.

Ouch lol

Pirate going straight for that booty

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It's time for a proper Referendum everyone. Surely the Russians can't object to that?

The only way this answer could make any possible sense is the creation of vast, subterranean cavern dwellings. But I don't remember seeing Skaven-like underground homes on Project 2025's agenda.

Good point. They probably don't care if their pilots get permanently paralyzed from one too many ejections, considering their complete indifference to their front line soldiers becoming part of the Meat Cube™.

His (combat jet) flying days are likely over. You can only handle one, maybe two ejections before it messes up your spine from the high G-forces.

Such a business genius to just completely trash well known name branding that most companies would kill to have. Twitter was a household name, the bird instantly recognizable with the brand, and "tweet" and "retweet" as common words.

Such a brilliant display of Vision™ by Musk.

Not just regular mustard, but the fancy Dijon shit. The type that you can find right next to the regular yellow mustard and is typically only slightly more expensive ($0.20) per 12 FL oz.

At least this guy will no longer have access to guns after this.

Pretty sure that's a laxative