Gaspar

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

HONK if you HONK

I will HONK HONK

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

You're about 16 years too late. He's already world famous for his portrayal of Fe Male.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Where is wereralph when we really need him?

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I get it. It's one of the most innocuous "attacks" you could make against someone, but it also seems like stuff that other people would find harmless is what really gets under his skin. Like, call him a fascist, a criminal, manipulated by the Russians (all of which are true) and he just makes that stupid, constipated grin and his base eats it up.

Talk about how weirdly tiny his hands are, though, and he'll make sure to run into you personally on the street, once a week, for the rest of his sad life, to show you that, actually, his hands are perfectly normal. Larger than average, even. His ego can't handle being considered strange or abnormal in any way.

So the idea is the "does she look tired to you" (credit to Doctor Who) attack. Something quiet, innocuous, maybe even whispered to someone else, that is almost guaranteed to make him rip out his hair plugs. Can't effectively parrot Russian propaganda if you're having a meltdown about people calling you weird. Maybe it'll be the thing that finally short-circuits his hateful black heart.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 weeks ago

I'd be willing to bet that's the only part of his brain left that's intact.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Close - he's Scottish.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, that was Christy Mack. Stoya was the one who got into an on-and-off-camera relationship with James Deen and then alleged that he was a pretty skeezy dude. I think she may also have popularized the whole "porn star is a regular on Reddit" thing but I may be mistaken.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I love this movie. It's probably one of my favorite schlock fantasy movies. The casting was way better than it had any right to be - Hugh Jackman, sure, but Kate Beckinsale? Well, I guess she was fresh off Underworld, so she was still in that headspace. And Richard Roxburgh doing the perfect amount of scene-chewing for the villain.. introducing himself properly as Vladislaus Draculea.. and the opening scene, shot just like a 1920s Universal monster movie! I legitimately think it's the closest we'll ever get to a live action Castlevania. I could go on, but I'll spare you. Might be time for a rewatch.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nobody else was doing it, so I looked it up. Artist is YanaFian and this is apparently their OC named Yana.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 2 months ago

For the out-of-the-loop: this is a reference to a Breaking Bad comic with Gus Fring and Walter White. I suppose it could be looked at as a commentary about how businesses shamelessly pander to LBGTQ+ folks during the month of June, but at its heart it's really just a dumb shitpost that was drawn exponentially better than the source material.

For real though, I love how the artist attempted to emulate Gus's smirk and it makes Maru look demented. No, really. I love that. 10/10, no notes.

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