DrZoidberg

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[–] DrZoidberg 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Are we throwing panties on the Small World ride now?

[–] DrZoidberg 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You only plead the fifth if you're guilty.

[–] DrZoidberg 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Then we cast Terry Crews for the other one too.

For Snow White, we need Danny Devito, Warwick Davis, Bridget Powers, Daniel Radcliffe, Elijah Wood, Gary Oldman, and Nicolas Cage for the roles of the dwarves. For the Wicked Queen, Andy Samberg, and the mirror is Margot Robbie using the Harley Quinn voice. If Margot is unavailable, we have Tom Cruise as Les Grossman as the mirror.

[–] DrZoidberg 5 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Wait which ones Snow White?

[–] DrZoidberg 65 points 1 year ago (18 children)

I'd pay 3 times the amount of a regular ticket to watch the scene where Terry Crews, in a gorgeous ball gown, is dancing with Prince Charming, and when realizing it's almost midnight, flexes his pecs, and yells goodbye before disappearing into the night.

Prince Charming then goes around trying to find the perfect pec flex. Alternatively, bicep circumference would also be acceptable as a glass slipper alternative.

[–] DrZoidberg 4 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You mean the Huffington Post link that is linked in the post?

[–] DrZoidberg 7 points 1 year ago

I believe in aliens, bigfoot (or something like it) might exist, octopi might be aliens, birds aren't real, and the moon might be hollow, but I don't make it my whole personality, and will occasionally do a little googling to see if any of it pans out.

[–] DrZoidberg 1 points 1 year ago

For the really small IT company I worked for, I think we had something like 500TB per rack, and they weren't even fully used racks.

[–] DrZoidberg 10 points 1 year ago

IIRC you also had to pay for the idle animation. Like if you don't interact with the game, Gollum would catch a fly and eat it or something, but you had to pay for that.

They put the lore behind a paywall too. The game was just a huge fail overall.

[–] DrZoidberg 34 points 1 year ago (6 children)

The guys over at Sync are working on a Lemmy app too. It's only for Android, though, I believe.

[–] DrZoidberg 7 points 1 year ago
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