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[–] Chef 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

You can’t change the number of justices on the Supreme Court.

Except that you can.

And they did. Eight times.

1789 - six justices

1801 - reduced to five justices

1802 - restored to six justices

1807 - seven justices

1836 - nine justices

1863 - ten justices

1866 - nine justices

1867 - eight justices

1869 - nine justices

[–] Chef 17 points 3 months ago (2 children)

M is for mostly. They mostly come at night. Mostly.

[–] Chef 4 points 3 months ago

Yo yo yo, let him cook.

[–] Chef 28 points 3 months ago (2 children)

We call the white Monsters “Anne Coulters.”

[–] Chef 27 points 3 months ago (1 children)

STORY TIME:

I have one of the most expensive cats on earth.

I recently paid ~$15,000 to have a pacemaker installed in my 4 year old shelter cat.

She started getting very clumsy and I noticed her getting dazed more and more often. Once I brought her to the vet, I learned that she had a congenital heart condition and her heart was literally stopping for seconds on end causing her to pass out (literally dying in front of me for seconds at a time.)

I couldn’t let her die. I adopted her during covid and could not have survived the pandemic without her.

I am blessed in that I could afford something like that and it wasn’t even a question of whether to get her the procedure. I would have gone bankrupt if I had to choose.

I hate that people will have to make that choice (it’s not even a choice as most people could never afford that) so after my pet insurance reimbursed me back ~$13,000, I donated it to the hospital as a grant specifically to be used towards any feline cardiac procedures that couldn’t be afforded.

Every morning we sit together while I have my coffee and I thank the universe for letting her be there with me in that moment.

[–] Chef 6 points 3 months ago

I am all able to achieve sexual climax on this BLESSED day!

[–] Chef 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)

We are all able to achieve sexual climax on this BLESSED day!

[–] Chef 14 points 3 months ago (2 children)

This will assuredly lower the prices at those Somalian vacation hotspots.

[–] Chef 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

“Why do these sexy couches keep seducing me??” - Jumbo Douche Vance

[–] Chef 164 points 4 months ago (10 children)

Take care of your fucking teeth.

Take care of your fucking teeth.

And once more, for the folks who don’t get it…

Take care of your fucking teeth.

[–] Chef 169 points 4 months ago (4 children)

They were testing the dump of stolen credit card numbers. OP did a great service and was rewarded appropriately.

[–] Chef 43 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Or…… Jack Black has a lucrative movie career that could get completely derailed if he doesn’t distance himself from this for a while.

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