CareHare

joined 2 years ago
[–] CareHare 3 points 1 year ago

Happens to the best of us, buddy.

[–] CareHare 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Alas, it favours rich, white, straight men. He'll never get the full punishment he deserves. If he did, he'd already be in jail for a long time. I bet you his little tushy would have been massacred if he actually got convicted for all the horrible crimes he committed.

[–] CareHare 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't want to know what the next step is. ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

[–] CareHare 8 points 1 year ago

Ok fair enough my German is not good enough to understand if you're running with the joke or actually don't understand what I typed. It's too funny.

I'm Belgian, there used to be a Reddit community and we'd write our comments or posts written in the official languages of our country, Belgium. Since not too many other populations know a little bit of all three (Dutch/Flemish, French/Walloon and German) languages, it had become sort of a code language. (An easy one to crack at that)

So if you just translate every word you don't recognize to either french, German or Dutch (except for 'Kiek' it's dialect for Chicken and I was referring to the rooster that's on the Walloon Flag.) you should come up with the whole thing.

[–] CareHare 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Maar nein, enfin. En België müssen vous gewoon wählen entre een kiek oder un matou griffant. Keine autre vlaggen.

[–] CareHare 3 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Still OOTL, Alabama said rock is henceforth child by law?

[–] CareHare 31 points 1 year ago (6 children)

I'm OOTL. I live someplace where women's rights aren't returning to the middle ages. You Americans sure know how to get things jingled up. First a copper mistakes an acorn for an assault on his thin blue life, now some poor bloke has to pay child support for a stone he's not the biological father off? (That's what I make of this anyway)

[–] CareHare 5 points 1 year ago

I live for these threads. Thank you internet strangers.

[–] CareHare 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Raising a child requires a lot of commitment and is not something easily done as a single parent. If china wants to solve its birthing crisis, an AI companion will be far from the solution.

[–] CareHare 6 points 1 year ago

Is that a microdose in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[–] CareHare 26 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You need a prescription for pills of 600mg ibuprofen. 400mg is available over the counter without prescription at any pharmacy. So you could just do 1,5 pills of 400mg and not have a prescription.

Source: Belgian nurse.

[–] CareHare 1 points 1 year ago

My world view is shattered and my day ruined

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