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[–] [email protected] 87 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Niemiecki 😱

[–] [email protected] 67 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 53 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 93 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 39 points 8 months ago

I'm impressed

[–] [email protected] 44 points 8 months ago (3 children)

Das ist doch Belgien, oder?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Nah, es hat uns beschworrn, also muss es eine Deutschlandflagge sein

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ich interessiere mich nicht für Fußball, daher weiß ich nicht wie die Deutschlandflagge aussieht.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

Das ist eine pferdelose Niedersachsen-Flagge.

[–] CareHare 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Maar nein, enfin. En België müssen vous gewoon wählen entre een kiek oder un matou griffant. Keine autre vlaggen.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Ok ich versuch das jetzt mal zu vertstehen ganz ohne Ãœbersetzter.

Er sagte (so vermute ich): „Aber nein, ????. Ein Belgier muss gewonnen wählen Eingang ins kiek (bestimmt eine kneipe oder so) oder um matau griffbereit zu haben (matau ist bestimmt ein Bier). Keine anderen Flaggen.“

Dies klingt jetzt vielleicht erstmal sinnfrei, aber für mich ist seine Aussage ganz klar. Sinngemäß möchte er sagen, dass man sich das Wahlrecht, ob man ins kiek gelassen wird, erst gewinnen muss ODER man hat einfach Bier mit. Flaggen jedoch helfen dir nicht, um ins kiek zu kommen.

[–] CareHare 8 points 8 months ago

Ok fair enough my German is not good enough to understand if you're running with the joke or actually don't understand what I typed. It's too funny.

I'm Belgian, there used to be a Reddit community and we'd write our comments or posts written in the official languages of our country, Belgium. Since not too many other populations know a little bit of all three (Dutch/Flemish, French/Walloon and German) languages, it had become sort of a code language. (An easy one to crack at that)

So if you just translate every word you don't recognize to either french, German or Dutch (except for 'Kiek' it's dialect for Chicken and I was referring to the rooster that's on the Walloon Flag.) you should come up with the whole thing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Hoi buren :-)

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] mindbleach 2 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago

Like ich_iel

[–] [email protected] 35 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Links zwo drei vier, links zwo drei vier 🪖

[–] [email protected] 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Als Deutscher kann ich bestätigen wir sind alle gay.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Die meisten trauen sich nur noch nicht.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Many such cases!

[–] [email protected] 31 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Extra awkward since lesbianism was the German vice throughout Europe for a while.

Marie Antoinette was accused of such proclivities. (Without evidence.)

[–] [email protected] 11 points 8 months ago

Pro-clit-titties

[–] [email protected] 23 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I prefer the other version where the girl with the flag is clueless with a 1000 yard stare.

This just gives the Cyberpunk Edge runners scene vibes when David mentally snaps.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 8 months ago

Oh it's that one band "they might be germans"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 8 months ago

its the spanish flag on a black background but the third stripe got cut off

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

If his flag has yellow, he's a fine fellow
If his flag has white, you're in for a fight

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Mine has both, though a lot more yellow than white. What do?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Vatican City? Just stay away from those 12-year-olds.

[–] RIPandTERROR 2 points 8 months ago

flag has white

Prepares to smite

[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Dieser Post ist nun eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago

Starts playing Erika

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Hallo dort.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Hikari's never gunna hear the end of this one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago (11 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Germans are gay lol

And by that I mean I hear lovely things about the lesbian bdsm scene in Berlin from those who’ve been

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

last thing you see before you get bloxxed

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