Last words on the cross:
"Well...so much for nepotism!"
The sound they make when you're nailing them.
You guys, the Feds are on the front porch...
I'd be more impressed if He could accurately recreate Mogen David 20/20 or Boone's Farm. In my experience, those were demonic, leading to a religious experience as I begged God for mercy between wretches.
MAGA. We put the Fun in "fundamental."
Holy Ghost?
What the hell is this? An episode of Scooby-Doo?
"And I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you God and Jesus kids!"
Look, man, I first saw Airheads at about 13...
How would you know? You're sleeping.
Dark Helmet : Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz : No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.
Turducken would like a word.
Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy IS God.
Maybe. As for me, I'm just a sometimes-immature 40 year old participating in a shitposting group.
Cobain's, too.
When I throw something at the trash, I holler "Cobain!" instead of "Kobe!"
Kurt Cobain for sure didn't miss his last shot.
Jesus and the 12 Apostles are out to eat
Jesus gets the bill
"Why..."
Jesus rubs the bridge of his nose
"Why on Dad's green earth would somebody order wine?!?"
Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.
Also, the Jewish God and Muslim Allah are on the International Space Station.
AMEN!
What's with the Stone Cold Salutes?
I don't know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.