this post was submitted on 26 Nov 2023
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[–] smuuthbrane 107 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Bert couldn't help the exasperation in his voice, "I mean do I look GOOD, Ernie?"

Ernie gave him a wry smile, and as the horizon became blindingly white, he put a reassuring hand on Bert's shoulder and cheerily said, "You must - you don't need glasses."

[–] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago

As the blast wave rolled in, one corner of Bert's mouth tugged gently upwards.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago

Nuclear Fire

[–] [email protected] 99 points 9 months ago (2 children)

This is the best bert strip I've ever read

[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago (3 children)

This is the first I've ever read and now I'm going down a rabbit hole aren't i

[–] [email protected] 44 points 9 months ago (2 children)

It's honestly all downhill from here

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago

The real diamonds lay deep in underground, its not all bad down here :^)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The big bird running one is probably the best though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You just gonna be like that?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Would you like to know the depth of human depravity? That is what waits at the bottom l.

[–] HootinNHollerin 3 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I’ve been thinking about this for days now, which honestly is a huge compliment since ADD. It is so perfect down to the last line. Consider me a conbert

[–] [email protected] 81 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My favourite so far. Dark humor, dry humor, a great punch line and no child rape.

[–] Bread 25 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What a strange thing to read without context.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Now imagine Jerry Seinfeld saying this

[–] [email protected] 47 points 8 months ago

This was so good I barely comprehended it as a joke.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago

This was glorious. To create such a moving story out of on picture.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago

This gives distant "I'm sorry John" vibes and I love it.

[–] HootinNHollerin 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

This screenplay deserves to be seen. Standing ovation

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Would make for better laughs than any comedian ever could

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I can imagine his voice!