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[-] smuuthbrane 107 points 7 months ago

Bert couldn't help the exasperation in his voice, "I mean do I look GOOD, Ernie?"

Ernie gave him a wry smile, and as the horizon became blindingly white, he put a reassuring hand on Bert's shoulder and cheerily said, "You must - you don't need glasses."

[-] [email protected] 49 points 7 months ago

As the blast wave rolled in, one corner of Bert's mouth tugged gently upwards.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 7 months ago
[-] [email protected] 15 points 7 months ago

Nuclear Fire

[-] [email protected] 99 points 7 months ago

This is the best bert strip I've ever read

[-] [email protected] 46 points 7 months ago

This is the first I've ever read and now I'm going down a rabbit hole aren't i

[-] [email protected] 44 points 7 months ago

It's honestly all downhill from here

[-] [email protected] 22 points 7 months ago

The real diamonds lay deep in underground, its not all bad down here :^)

[-] [email protected] 9 points 7 months ago

The big bird running one is probably the best though.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

You just gonna be like that?

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Would you like to know the depth of human depravity? That is what waits at the bottom l.

[-] HootinNHollerin 3 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I’ve been thinking about this for days now, which honestly is a huge compliment since ADD. It is so perfect down to the last line. Consider me a conbert

[-] [email protected] 81 points 7 months ago

My favourite so far. Dark humor, dry humor, a great punch line and no child rape.

[-] Bread 25 points 7 months ago

What a strange thing to read without context.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago

Now imagine Jerry Seinfeld saying this

[-] [email protected] 47 points 7 months ago

This was so good I barely comprehended it as a joke.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 7 months ago

This was glorious. To create such a moving story out of on picture.

[-] [email protected] 16 points 7 months ago

This gives distant "I'm sorry John" vibes and I love it.

[-] HootinNHollerin 5 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

This screenplay deserves to be seen. Standing ovation

[-] [email protected] 4 points 7 months ago

Would make for better laughs than any comedian ever could

[-] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

I can imagine his voice!

this post was submitted on 26 Nov 2023
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