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[–] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 46 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Hey, what's up, everyone? Mark Rober here. I'm beyond excited to share something I've been secretly crafting for the past month. Brace yourselves for the grand reveal of a life-sized maze that I've built for my girlfriend. It's not just any maze; it's an epic journey with twists, turns, and challenges at every corner. Now, here's the kicker – if she successfully navigates this labyrinth, she's in for a unique reward: seeds. Yes, seeds. Intrigued? Stick around as we embark on this maze adventure together, and let's see if love blossoms in the heart of this green labyrinth. Get ready for the maze of a lifetime!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Damn, that's exactly like him, wild

[–] [email protected] 24 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The worst part about this:

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The "make it twice as long" is genius.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

My goal when AI takes over is to still be gainfully employed as a prompt engineer

/s sort of

[–] CareHare 9 points 9 months ago

I did it. I read it in his voice. And now I want to join the Crunch lab club or whatever.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Oh for god's sake. I said:

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. I WISH I COULD BUILD A GIANT MAZE IN A PARKING GARAGE OR PERHAPS AN ABANDONED FACTORY AND PUT YOU IN IT AND WATCH YOU SOLVE VARIOUS PUZZLES IN ORDER TO RECEIVE PEANUTS AND SEEDS!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Oh never mind, have this box of chocolates.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Damn, I'm missing out if that is all someone has to do to get a box of chocolates.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Man I’m glad that that’s true. Could you imagine if it was a lie? Anyways have some cake.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Seeing as Glados tried to murder Chell, I can't see that as love.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is this one of those dates that ends with a remote controlled puppet on a tricycle wanting to play a game?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What show/movie did I miss?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

Oh. That explains it. I haven’t really watched those movies, maybe one day.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Just don't spend too long with the companion nissan cube or I might get jealous...

[–] [email protected] 35 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This is the best thing about AI imagery. ❤️ Creating literally anything your mind can think of!

I think this one is more in proportion

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

i think the aperture labs enrichment center would be a prime location

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

"OK, so do you still want to buy the breadmaker?"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I'm intrigued.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

A haunted House meets a corn maze. I love it!