this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2023
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Alt text: I call my bathroom 'Jim' so that it sounds better when I say "I go to the Jim first thing in the morning"

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[–] [email protected] 65 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the same sort of shit my 60yo aunt posts on facebook.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, except the quote would be on a picture of a Minion or Bugs Bunny

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

or with something from futurama or star trek

[–] AMillionNames 4 points 1 year ago

I wager that the more start-up vibe the firm is, the more likely you are to read these.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There is already an alternative, the john. Prime linkedin brain, innovation at it's finest.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The joke is "Jim" sounds like "gym", so he can say he goes to the "gym" first thing in the morning.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Ah, went over my head. Lol, that is actually pretty good.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What's John a homonym for though?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

A prostitute's clients.