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Alt text: I call my bathroom 'Jim' so that it sounds better when I say "I go to the Jim first thing in the morning"

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[–] [email protected] -2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

There is already an alternative, the john. Prime linkedin brain, innovation at it's finest.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The joke is "Jim" sounds like "gym", so he can say he goes to the "gym" first thing in the morning.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

Ah, went over my head. Lol, that is actually pretty good.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What's John a homonym for though?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 11 months ago

A prostitute's clients.