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Banana (lemmy.world)
submitted 9 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[โ€“] [email protected] 87 points 9 months ago (2 children)

  • Look, are you down to f*ck or not?

  • I'm down to eat a banana.

[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But she wants HIS banana ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

[โ€“] [email protected] 55 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well, he has two, he can share

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

but once she eats it, it will be gone. a romantic evening turns to horror.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Ugh, you can always buy more banana.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Do you want a banana? Peel it down and go mm, mm, mm, mm

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 9 months ago

Sounds like she thinks she's too good for a free banana.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Banana, banana, banana, terracotta
Banana terracotta, terracotta pie
Banana, banana, banana, terracotta
Banana terracotta, terracotta pie

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Do we all learn defeat from the whores with bad feet?

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

beat the meat

[โ€“] Ookami38 1 points 9 months ago

Treat the feet

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Third banana?

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago

"you're not going to believe this..."

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

I feel seen.

[โ€“] Assman 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not a big fan of bananas

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

fuck you

[โ€“] Assman 4 points 9 months ago

And the big banana lobby arrives to slander the opposition

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

How many bananas does a man fit in his pants?
Can you ever be so sure with only one glance?
Gotta get a feel, a handful touch under that fabric,
one more disappointment comes with a banana grip.

"Oi mate! What is your damn problem here then?"
Making the lady more mad by the laughter of Sven!
"Just keep digging 'em up and maybe you'll be surprised",
"Maybe there is nothing else that would get up and rise!"

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

c/bananaaaaaaccceee

[โ€“] Scubus 0 points 9 months ago

"Did my girlfriend give you that banana?"

"No, my mom did"