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[–] [email protected] 64 points 9 months ago (18 children)

She's the only one who looks fun enough to date...

[–] [email protected] 43 points 9 months ago (1 children)

wow. maybe because the others arent looking to date. because they are engaged/married

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

I only date married chicks, they’re cheaper.

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[–] [email protected] 49 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (4 children)

Where my beer nerds at.

Can we ID that label?

Looks ballast point-y. Given general sales and color... Is that a sculpin? Perhaps grapefruit?

That's my vote

Edit: yeah it's gotta be sculpin. Diagonal fat orange-ish fish. I see enough pink to presume grapefruit and not regular or habanero..

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

I'm counting like 12 pixels in the original pic but hot damn I think you got it. Well done.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Real beer nerds wouldn't admit to knowing what a Ballast Point looks like since they got bought out by AB like 10 years ago.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Real beer nerds would know they got bought by Constellation (Corona, Pacifico) not AB InBev.

Real beer nerds would also know that Constellation sold them to a group of Brewers (Kings Convicts) in Chicago 5 years ago.

Grapefruit scuplin came before the buyout. So there'd be no shame in recognizing this era of their branding even if you were right.

Don't try to out beer-nerd me, Holmes! Homie don't play 🤓

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Damn well done dude I think you're right

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 9 months ago (2 children)

These comments are terrible.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

For real. Disappointing to see all the weird misogyny & judgements on these random woman.

Even the ones being positive towards one of the women only do so by putting down the other woman.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

And also by judging whether or not any of them are cute/dateable. Awful stuff.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sometimes Lemmy feels like a subscription to r/incels...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And star trek, Linux, fuck microsoft, privacy, piracy, commies.

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[–] [email protected] 22 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Purple? Did you misspell lavender?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Gold, you fucking savages!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

Is her name Yanny or Laurel?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Lavender is darker. That's lilac

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] funkless_eck 20 points 9 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago

Being Awesome

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

That's not a goal but the reality.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

Sure, why not?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

You may break up whenever you want actually and achieve your goal

[–] [email protected] 12 points 9 months ago
[–] imaqtpie 4 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (13 children)

Jfc why does Lemmy hate beer so much? I guess it's because many Lemmings are socially isolated, giving them fewer positive associations from using alcohol in a social context within their own lives. But maybe the international users are also a factor; people of European extraction are significant outliers compared to the rest of the world when it comes to beer consumption.

Edit for clarity: Europeans and North Americans drink a lot of beer compared to other regions of the world, so maybe it's more common to be like "ew beer" in other countries. In my personal experience, even people who don't drink aren't usually bothered by casual consumption, but maybe that's because I come from a country with a relatively high rate of alcoholism.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Lemmy doesn't hate beer, it hates women. You think they'd be going on about a guy drinking a beer in a picture?

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'm Canadian, I like beer... we all like beer here. Like what else are you going to drink, water? Gross.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

Like from the toilet? Eweh.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Water? Fish crap in it you know.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago

I've used that one as "Water? Never touch the stuff. Fish fuck in it, doncha know?"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

What do you mean? 3 liters of beer a day keeps sorrow away

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

? I live in Europe and beer consumption is insane here. Though I hate the taste of beer.

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