this post was submitted on 16 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can't believe I never thought of this. Holden and Janeway would totally hook up and conquer the known galaxy.

Starfleet Command & The United Nations: "We can't keep up with their offensive. It's like they never sleep!"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They would be unstoppable.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Holden on an away mission with Tuvok would kick so much ass

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Voyager's entire security detail has been replaced... with Amos.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Worf: You have the heart of a warrior!

Amos: Really? I see assholes and just want to punch them. So I do.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

The Kazon are about to have a bad time

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

They're be like those theater masks. A sad face and an angry face.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Prax would have told Janeway to try tea, too.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've never had Folgers. On a scale of International Roast to Leaded Petrol How bad is it really?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Aroma: boiled shoe
Taste: clay soil
Mouth feel: actually kind of pleasant

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Overall rating: Somehow still better than Tollhouse.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

I think you mean Folgers in your bulb!

[–] burntbutterbiscuits 7 points 1 year ago

They ran out of fucking coffee man. How the actual fuck could you command a starship without actual coffee.

Kudos to Janeway.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The best part of waking up

Is committing war crimes for your cup

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did someone say war crimes? 😊

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

The real reason Janeway hates replicator coffee: can't taste the child labor ;)

good to the last drop

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

The difference between necessary and sufficient requirements:

Janeway: let's go into that dangerous nebula, there's coffee in it

Holden: I won't be able to fight the protomolecule if I don't drink some coffee first

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The worst thing about instant coffee isn't the taste, it's that it has about half the caffeine compared to a brewed cup.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

So just drink twice the amount of instant coffee

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I always questioned why some characters disliked replicated food and thought it was just there as some sort of Luddite ideology some people have, like the way a few characters are afraid of transporters. But then I saw recently on Memory Alpha that they can adjust their resolution and replicate things that are not quite perfect. Imagine eating the 140p food 🤢

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

They make a nod to this on Lower Decks. The higher ranking officers have access to an entirely different replicator menu, suggesting a distinction in quality overall.

Imagine eating the 140p food

I would get tired of steamed bananas real quick. The guac and chips look okay though.